The real Michael Jackson murdered??

Corpse of the real Michael Jackson found inches below a miniature railway track. Assumed it has been there for 18-20 years.

Could this be?? That the WHOLE WORLD has been DUPED?! OH MY GOD!! This could be the biggest mystery ever!!

It's horrifying that a person (or should I say phsyco) is out there pretending to be somebody else that is well known all over the world and nobody noticed this all these years.

No wonder he's changed so drastically. No wonder he's been acting so weird and freakish. No wonder he'd suddenly decide to wear 2 gloves when he only usually wears 1. No wonder I've never seen him with Janet Jackson or any other of his siblings. No wonder he's become sooooo white (I'm no dermatologist expert, but I've always find it hard to believe that a black man could turn that white however advanced technology is).

There are a lot of things that support this shocking news to be the truth, but the one thing that's questionable is that the source is from The Onion. If this news is confirmed by CNN, then I'm convinced.